Spock!

"Firstly, madam, I have no desire whatever to 'jam' with you. Secondly, even if I wished to do so...I have a musical instrument. You have a bicycle wheel."

"Firstly, madam, I have no desire whatever to, as you phrase it, 'jam' with you. Secondly, even if I wished to do so...I have a musical instrument. You have a bicycle wheel."

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